Good Passive Aggressive Gifts For People

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mattstaff
Nov 22, 2019 2:00 PM EST

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their favorite passive aggressive gifts to give other people. Tis the season to give back to those that drive us insane, with gifts of epic passive aggressive proportions. 

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    Text - llcucf80 14h Gift card with a very low amount to an extremely expensive store (like Saks Fifth Ave). Maybe $5 worth.
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  • 02
    Text - MysticMom16 13h A book about being a better person
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  • 03
    Text - krkr8m 14h An accessory for something they don't own.
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  • 04
    Text - grotesqueteaspoon 15h Clothes that are either way too big or way too small for them.
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  • 05
    Text - Wndrwmn8901 15h A puzzle but you open it first and remove a piece then glue the box back together
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    Text - HasetsuKankouKyokai 12h This is specifically for nasty MILS. Get them a self help book relating to some fault that they see in you. Do they think you are cluttered? Get them a book on how to mindfully declutter their homes. Do they think you're argumentative? Get them a book about how to talk to people constructively. Do they think you're not good enough for their child? Get them a book about how to "let go" of loved ones. It sends the message that you understand that someone in your rela
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  • 07
    Text - Artemiseus 14h Tickets to something that's only available during a time they can't/won't go. A massage at a place that's 2 hours away. A magazine subscription to something they definitely don't care about. Sponsorship for an animal at a zoo/sanctuary (your money goes towards something good for a good cause and the person doesn't get anything but their name on something maybe), donate to a cause in their name towards something they don't care for or support, a cactus, cheap socks, an obvio
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    Text - MrBnDaBois 14h A gift card to their favorite restaurant but it doesn't have anything on it. That way hits them when they have to foot the bill and you can play if off as a "Oh no, what!?"
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  • 09
    Text - ktool69 15h depends on who you have a beef with. but deodorant is the way.
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  • 10
    Text - outoftouch49 12h The best thing you can do is get them something extremely thoughtful and nice. It will absolutely destroy them because they either have to admit they may be wrong about you or convince themselves that they hate the gift.
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  • 11
    White - Hazzer1114 12h Wrinkle Cream
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  • 12
    Text - bluesable 12h A pair of drumsticks to go along with the drums you are gifting to their youngest child
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  • 13
    Text - LittleScaryMonster 8h was in an art class once where our teacher always stank horribly and i really mean like have not showered in 7 years stank, it was a problem for all of us and even some of the other teachers so for Christmas we got her a big bottle of perfume with a card that said "from name of school staff and students, we hope you like it"i think she got it
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  • 14
    Text - somerandom995 15h Gift voucher for a funeral home
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  • 15
    Text - AndroidMyAndroid 14h Donate to a charity they'd hate in their name.
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    Text - Senator_Chickpea 15h T-shirt, jersey, tickets to the game -- of whatever team they hate. And then tout the shit of how much they're the team you both love.
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  • 17
    Text - yorgosss 12h Melted box of chocolates
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